There is a mith amoung the so called folowers of the light, that all those who praise Melkor are strange people, without any kind of social life.. It is a complety wrong ideia. As anyone can see over these pictures, we, folowers of Melkor, are prefectly normal people of numerus races.

Ethis picture, for instance. It shows a absuluty normal Orc at the very first concert of Ozzy Osborne, during the 4th age. I remember that on those times, Ozzy (not the one that appears now, but his 70th grand father, used to bite rubber Balrogs on stage.. Once, a true Balrog jumped into the stage, and Ozzy tried to bite him too.. It was is last concert..).

Ah... Those fishing trips.. We went out to fish, and we would do competicions to see who got the bigger fish.. Once I caught this 6 feet long fish, but trew it back at sea, and no one saw.. Bah. HMelkor him self did no belive in me..

EOn this one, we see Melkor him self, at the backyard garden of his fortress, one day, before of one of those huge barbecues he had at his place.. He used to invite his 20.000 best warriors, and serve about 5.000 mumlaks and 13.000 galons of Miruvel.. (ahh.. as I remember those barbecues.. And those hangoveres that seemed to last for a Valinorean age..

And those storyes that the Nazgul F had no free will, but folowed only what Sauron said? I myself took this picture. We were arriving to Barad-dur, after a 5-day-long rave party, at the Mirkwood... They say that the woods were haunted.. They werent. I once saw there a ghost.. But thats another story.. Damn.. Those dark-elf do know how to make a good rave.. And there, nobody ever bought drugs: we would take the magic-xrums from the ground... ( I remember this once that I tried to take the big toe from one ent.. I still have nightmares on that one..)





EAh.. Those winter fires.. I never saw anyone tell elf jokes as did Gurgath, an orc from 3rd age, with whom I used to sit by the fire, telling elf jokes.. By the way.. Do you know that one about the last of the invents of Feanor? It was a device that alowed people to walk trought walls.. It is called door! HaHaHa! And that one about the orc, the elf and the dwarf that decide to see what is the faster of all the races.. So, they climb Orthanc, and each brings a hour-glass with him. First the dwarf drops his hour-glass and runs down the stairs, but when he reaches down, the hour-glass had been in the ground for 10 minutes. then the elf drops his, runs and reaches down there just when it breaks in the ground.. Then the orc drops his, slowly goes down the stairs, kill's the elf, and then grabs the hour-glass. the dwarf says : how did you that? Simple, said the orc, I delayed the hour-glass 2hours. HAHAH


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